Friday, January 25, 2013

When Nihal Erupts His Teeth




Milk Teeth


I started writing this blog on seeing when Nihal first erupted his teeth but could not complete it. On such occasions I usually rush to the kids so that I can help them with a replacement and they do not have to face any embarresment. I offered them to my younger sisters, then to the off-shoots of my sisters and my son as well. This is on record that I offered tooth replacements to Raju, Sunny, Shivi, Leena, Mickey, Harry, Simer and their friends and so on.

I have a large and variance stock of spare teeth available with me ready at all times 24/7 and I keep them handy like my mobile. Who knows when and where you may need. The quality of my teeth is that on replacement, they instantly transfer the qualities of the original species they belong to. So you have abundant options to acquire any you are found of. I know, the kids are usually very fond of characters like Chicken Little, Dinosaur, Mickey Mouse, April Duck, Jungle Cubs, Brother Bear, Bambi, Pocahontas, The Country Bears, Duck Tales, Darkwing Duck, and Pinocchio. As I also know that presently 7 children are born every second in the world, I am confident that I shall have a roaring business with branches set up all over the world with its headquateers in Badbar. My franchises will be more busy than McDonald even

Just to mention my varieties which include species from Mouse, Crow, Rabit, Mail Chicken, Parrot, Eagle, Leopard, Tiger, Dinosaur and even an Elephant besides millions more. I have also the capacity to import future varieties from other plannets. You name it and I shall have it. So for, no body has come to accept my services which are free. But many have shown keen interest to get though.

The present lot of Jessie, Asees, Gobind, Karman, Nihal, Sahib, Nirmol and Jania, have all shown interest. As is well known teeth are crucial for proper speech development besides required for eating purposes as without them the child's nutrition suffers. And I would not let that happen, hence my offer is emergent and attractive, but It lacks publicity though.

The most saught after querries have come to me for the one from Mail Chicken who will wake you up early in the morning and your Moms would not yel at you as the first thing in the early morning for getting ready for the school. The girls are usually interested in Female Crows teeth so they can chatter all the day round. Gobind did enquire about the one from Cheetah when he had a chance to witness his race in San Diego Safari Park in Dec 2011. Above all my replacement teeth does not require any toothbrushing and your Moms would not bug you on this account too.

I have been stocking them since ages, when ever a kid looses his tooth, I am ever ready to replace it with any variety. There is absolute no need of surgery, visit to a dentist or to swallow any sour pills, only my typical magic procedure does all the trick. I have my credibility established with highly proffessional support staff which specialises in Technology, Finance, Medicine and Administration with degrees from world class Universities.

Through this mail I request you that you are free to invite any friend of yours for replacement also free of cost. My fear is if you donot come forward or donot bring any one, the patient will grow it on his own and I will loose my business. I am hopeful that Harry and Harleen will help me getting my first customer.







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